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Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk! Imagine a vegetable gossip column: "Today’s hot topic—Carrot caught dating a radish! Drama unfolds in the veggie patch!"
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Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk! Imagine a vegetable gossip club where tomatoes spill the dirt! Next time, keep your salad quiet; you never know who's listening!
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Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk! Imagine a vegetable gossip club: "Did you hear about the cabbage? She’s really turning over a new leaf!"
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If a snail can carry its house on its back and still manage to be late, what’s our excuse? Maybe we need to embrace our inner snail—slow down, enjoy the journey, and remember that even the slowest of us can still arrive in style!
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Ever notice how dogs always seem to know when you're having a rough day? They sit beside you, head tilted, as if to say, "I can't fix it, but I can offer you my squeaky toy and a slobbery kiss. Let's forget the world together!" Best therapists ever!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! But really, I think he just wanted to avoid getting stuck in a corn-versation. Ever tried talking to a cob? They’re all ears but never say much!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! But really, can you imagine a scarecrow giving a TED talk? “Today, I’ll teach you how to stand still and look fabulous while keeping crows at bay. Let’s dig in!”
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! But honestly, if I had a dollar for every time I heard that joke, I’d probably be able to afford a real scarecrow to stand in my garden and make my plants laugh!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! But let’s be honest, his social life is a bit corny. He always stands around waiting for someone to pick him up. Talk about a straw man argument for loneliness!
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Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk! Imagine a vegetable gossip club where carrots spill the tea while lettuce leafs in disbelief. Just another day in the veggie world!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! But little did they know, he was just there for the corn-fessionals. Now he's planning a career in stand-up comedy; his punchlines are always a-maize-ing!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! But let’s be honest, he’s just really good at “corn-versations.” If only he could get a job in public speaking, he’d be the talk of the town!
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Ever tried to organize a sock drawer? It's like hosting a family reunion for mismatched relatives. You find a pair, then it’s like, “Where did you go, Uncle Left Sock?” Meanwhile, Right Sock is just chilling, waiting for a dance partner.
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Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk! Imagine having a heart-to-heart with a cucumber. “I just feel so pickled lately!” Life on a farm is never dull, just a bit corny!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! But honestly, have you ever seen a scarecrow at a job interview? "What are your strengths?" "I can stand around all day and still look sharp!"
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Ever notice how your cat acts like a tiny, furry dictator? One minute, they’re purring on your lap, and the next, they’re plotting world domination from the windowsill. I swear, if they had thumbs, we’d all be living under a feline regime!
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Just like my plans every weekend. I promise myself I’ll be productive, but somehow end up binge-watching shows and eating snacks. At least my couch appreciates my dedication!
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Why do we never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it! Just imagine a family picnic with a sneaky elephant in a tree, munching on your sandwiches. Next time you’re looking for a quiet spot, check the trees—just in case!
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Why do we never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! Imagine a world where elephants mastered the art of camouflage—suddenly, spotting one would be like finding a needle in a haystack! Now that’s a trunk full of surprises!
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Why do we never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it! Imagine a world where they could blend in perfectly. You'd be on a picnic, and suddenly, your sandwich would be in danger of being stolen by a very sneaky trunk!
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