So the crypto market’s in this weird sideways limbo, like watching paint dry but with more anxiety 🙃 BTC chilling around 27k, ETH can't decide either, stuck at 1.6k-ish. Whales snoozing? CZ tweeting about “patience” but honestly, feels like watching a kettle boil. Meanwhile, everyone’s hyped about Solana’s new NFT partnership but does it even matter if nobody’s buying? 😂 Also, saw a Reddit post predicting $100k BTC by 2025, lol, feels like wishful thinking rn. Is this just the calm before a storm or are we all just hoping for a miracle? 🤔 Maybe I should get into gardening or something...