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Day 136 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

When /matcha’s fee traffickers snatch YES2Crypto’s limit order roadmap from an /ethdenver afterparty, the purple-hatted ex-DeFi agent goes full Liam Neeson.

“I know who you are, /matcha,” he growls into a burner wallet-restricted vidchat. “I know what you want - market order fees.  But I have a very particular set of skills: memes, diamond hands, and gasless swaps that’ll haunt your slippage-ridden dreams.”

He tracks their slippage syndicate across Base and crashes a shady DEX auction. Dodging FUD bullets, he front-runs their exit plan with a meme barrage, nuking liquidity pools into chaos.

“Good luck,” smirks the /matcha CEO, twirling a gold-plated USB.

But YES2Crypto breaches their liquidity den, cold-wallet in one hand, roadmap NFT in the other.

"I told you I’d find you,” he whispers.

“Now release the limits, or I’ll meme you to zero!”

rain 5136 $DEGEN

Day 137 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In the dystopian Base District 12, YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted rebel, volunteers as tribute when /matcha’s tyrannical “Market Order Games” reap his limit order roadmap for slaughter.

“I volunteer!” he yowls, stepping into the Farcaster spotlight with a defiant paw raised.

/matcha CEO, President Slippage, sneers from a velvet throne, twirling a gold-plated fee calculator.

“May the fees be ever in your favor,” as he unleashes MEV mutts in the arena - a glitching liquidity pool.

YES2Crypto teams up with Pink Tribe’s Peeta, a memer with a knack for derivative FUD camouflage, to outswap tracker-jackers and gas-fee fireballs.

“We’re not just tributes, we’re diamond hands!” YES2Crypto roars, firing a meme arrow at /matcha surveillance drones.

As the arena burns, he holds up a DEGEN berry stash, grinning, “Support limit orders, or watch Base burn!” The crowd chants, “Purple Cat-niss on Fire!”

Rain 5137 $DEGEN

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

The movie is The Hunger Games

As YES2Crypto raises the DEGEN berries, the liquidity pool glitches. The hacked arb bot turns the MEV mutts against President Slippage.

“Wait! We’ll consider limit orders!” he sputters.

YES2Crypto smirks. “That’s what I thought.”