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Washington, D.C. — June 23, 2026 In a dramatic turn of events, the White House is facing a wave of political turmoil following the resurfacing of controversial casts from one of President Taylor's closest advisors, David Sullivan. The casts, dating back to 2024, were not accessible but have recently been brought back to light by an anonymous online user. The content of one specific cast has sparked outrage across the political spectrum, putting the administration on the defensive... https://paragraph.xyz/@purplesubmarine/2026-political-turmoil-around-farcaster
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artlu 🎩
@artlu
A few one-track grumps pointed to the granting of "Power Badges" to American political operators in summer 2024 as the turning point, which allowed analysts like Sullivan to be easily identified through the noisy cacophony of 5,000 terminally online gabbers including a small minority of so-called people who preferred to spam the network in their mother tongue. Fortunately, those annoying fucks were quickly silenced with data showing that animated PFPs were the actual cause of all evil. (ty vitalik and vrypan for spearheading the longcasts push, the 500 chars of drivel above would not have existed without the affordances granted by the Merkle Protocol)
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KMac🍌 ⏩
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Hilarious. Truth in jest. When book from the resigned press secretary?
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artlu 🎩
@artlu
the publisher had paid upfront for 450 pages, but the book was put on hold indefinitely after OpenAI prices skyrocketed as the US embarked on Operation Oh No We Are Now 20 Years Behind In Chip Mfg Because None Of Our Workers Can Work Hard Enough Under Taiwanese Conditions But The Chinese Can the hard realization which prompted the contested but popularly elected Taiwanese government to accept China's terms by 10 October 2031 which would allow Xi JinPooh to claim a successful reunification on the 120th anniversary of the Republic of China. I can keep going, but maybe I should stop hijacking the thread (a tribute, really!) and write my own paragraph?
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