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gm and Happy New Year!
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gm @bankr. What's in my wallet?
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Getting oil change at the dealer. If you ok it, they text you an offer to buy back your vehicle. Just got an offer of $33,200 to $34,800. I declined and they want to know my asking price. I should sell it, put all money into Dickbutt, come back next week for a new Raptor. ๐Ÿ˜„
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Itโ€™s working. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Let's go back to Samba Dog gif pfp for the rest of April. Need to get our mojo back.
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Ford is offering employee pricing to everyone. That's how I was able to buy my F-150 four years ago at the height of pandemic scarcity. It's a helluva deal if you've been saving your crypto. Much less than a Lambo and 1000x more practical.
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$3, thank you Warpcast. ๐Ÿ˜„
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Did not have BNKR up 35% on my Bingo card for today. Expected 35% down, honestly. Not going to complain one bit. Not going to take a screenshot either. Just going to prepare myself to ride the rocket when a) tariffs are paused on Wednesday, and b) BNKR gets listed on Coinbase #soon. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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ESPN: "Dodgers are a Superteam, even better than we imagined!" Giants: <Sitting quietly in 1st place, best record in baseball, best start in decades, not one national story written about them>
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Trashy AF.
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Did no one read Jurassic Park, or see any of the half dozen Jurassic Park movies, all with the same warning against exactly this?
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Brought to you by Bankr & Clanker. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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I don't own any BRETT, but it looks like it's at all-time lows--and it's still worth $250M? ๐Ÿง
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SOL, mfers!
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This new pfp isnโ€™t bringing the good luck.
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Wait a second ๐Ÿง
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Broken, by XCOPY.
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Of course she wants to know today.
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Bought an airfryer--reluctantly. Set it up and made brussel sprouts for 20 mins. Then another 20 mins. Then 15 more mins. Finally another 20 mins. Never really got crispy or cooked. Was all set to box it up and return it, was told to make sure no trays were still inside. Sure enough, the griddle tray was tucked up on very top shelf, blocking all heat and convection. Did broccoli last night and it worked perfectly. For more excellence in cooking tips, follow me.
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