Keithereum

@keithereum

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gm and Happy New Year!

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There will be signs. Signs with ducks on them.

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@bankr If $DICKBUTT falls below $1M market cap, please sell all other holdings and buy as much of it as I can afford.

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In the cycle of, "It's over--We're so back," why do the "It's overs" last for days but the "We're so backs" last only a few hours. 🤔

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Stock market is really unkind to Coinbase. Trump was supposed to usher in crypto era. Looks like he ushered it out. ☹️

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You know what? $DICKBUTT https://media.tenor.com/zWTtVwIz6akAAAAC/dickbutt

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So that $DRB token looks like the real deal. Good news for BNKR. Grok has embraced it, even if Elon hasn’t.

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Best Bankr prompt:

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Big sale on dickbutt today. If you’re playing the long game, this meme will still be around in five years. https://media.tenor.com/BgHikpo3nscAAAAC/shawshank-redemption-point

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Can I get advice from any new Farcaptives on the most tactful way to onboard a dubious spouse? And how do I explain Dickbutt? 🤔

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The market appears less than enthused about Trump's new Bitcoin Reserve (made up of Bitcoin the US already holds from seizures).

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@bankr buy me $1 of SAMBA DOG, ca: 0x3Df2A1a8FFE35278035aD29942eE44e0E01695D7

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Coffee No. 4? Twist my arm!

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Hey hey! We can send NFTs from our Farcaster wallet now. Thanks Team!

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Used Coinstar for the first time yesterday at the supermarket. Put in 1132 pennies. Got ticket for $9.01, which I promptly cashed at customer service. All the rest taken in fees. 32 pennies slipped through to the cup at the bottom. I re-fed them, and the voucher said fee was $0.67 so it kept all 32 cents and gave $0 in return. ☹️

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Confession: I still don't understand what Zora is or how it works. Is it a chain? Not sure what I'm looking at when I'm on their site.

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That makes eleven Black Market (Ticker: MRKT) Clankers.

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Mmm, don't believe it. But it would be nice.

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I think we will see a COIN (Coinbase) bump in the morning, yes? 😎

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