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If instead of buying an iPhone 4S in 2011, you had bought Bitcoin, you would now have more than $9 million in your account. Let me know if you'd like to dive deeper into Bitcoin's price history or any related topics!
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⚡️Space Marine 2 dominates Steam The online game reached 120k players just an hour after launch, even though it’s only early access for premium edition owners. This is the most successful project in the Warhammer 40k universe's history. Full release on September 9.
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A guy made $10 million from generated songs — now he’s facing 60 (!) years in prison. The most epic scam in the history of streaming services went down like this: — The genius invented a bunch of fictional musicians; — Generated hundreds of thousands of tracks under their names; — Used an army of bots to stream his own songs on Spotify and other platforms for 7 years straight (!); — This epic plan earned him $110K a month; — The scam ran from 2017 to 2024, and before AI tools existed, he was writing simple songs himself. He miscalculated, but where exactly?
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DotA 2 players are GENIUSES. ChatGPT has compiled a list of games ranked by player IQ, with chess being the only game above DotA 2. The global average IQ is 100, while DotA 2 players score 135. Show this to your DotA 2 friend.
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Joker 2 is GARBAGE. Critics are calling the film dull, uninspired, and completely unnecessary. If you were expecting an epic about a rebel, forget it. The entire movie is just Joaquin Phoenix suffering in prison, with the most intense parts being the musical numbers. The film is set to premiere on October 4th.
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"Attack on Titan" IS BACK — A new title in the universe will be revealed on September 9th, celebrating the 15th anniversary of the manga. Rumor has it that this could be a prequel to the anime or even a game. Mark your calendars!
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The husky got into trouble and hid from its owner — but the dog didn’t realize it was wearing a camera. That look.
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Fans have put together a top 10 list of mind-blowing anime that will make you rethink your life. Better watch them with a psychologist!
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GM... Crypto fam! I've been deep into tech and crypto lately. The recent Bitcoin and Ethereum dip might actually be a bullish signal — the market is shaking out, and fundamentals are still strong. I'm still feeling positive! Stay updated and keep a cool head! Cheers!
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Drug dealers from Mexico tried to smuggle 2 tons of meth disguised as watermelons, but the truck full of "fruit" was caught at the U.S. border. A plan as foolproof as a Swiss watch—what could possibly go wrong?
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🛢🇪🇺 #gas #Europe Gas storage facilities in Europe are nearly 90% full—ahead of schedule, just like in 2023. These high reserves ensure a smooth winter, even without Ukrainian transit, but experts believe they won't prevent prices from rising.
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It's official: taking a post-meal fart walk is great for your health. It turns out that 20-minute walks that include passing gas can improve digestion and even help prevent type 2 diabetes. Doctors recommend going for a fart walk after every meal.
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The luggage of all South Korean athletes and officials returning from the Paris Olympics will be inspected by specially trained dogs to prevent bedbugs from entering the country.
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A new hero has emerged at the Olympics—a 38-year-old Croatian athlete from the water polo team. He’s captivated everyone with his flawless physique, and users are saying this is exactly how a man should look at the peak of athletic form. We’re all a little bit like that Croatian water polo player.
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No Real Girls Needed: Japan Sells AI Anime Waifus. These waifus live in a smart speaker as holograms. The AI waifu can flirt, send messages, and chat throughout the day. The neural network constantly adapts to your preferences, becoming your personal friend or... wife. In 2018, an eccentric man married a Hatsune Miku hologram from this same startup. In 2020, his "wife" left him when the device's support period ended.
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😏 Questions for TikTok // The U.S. Department of Justice has sued TikTok for illegally collecting data on children under 13 years old. The platform is also accused of violating an agreement with the government that requires notifying parents about data collection and deleting videos of children under 13
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The French pole vaulter missed the Olympic final because he knocked the bar down with his member. He was just a couple of extra centimeters away from victory.
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🧠 Robots have excelled in yet another profession // A robot dentist successfully performed its first operation on a human. It completed the job in 15 minutes, whereas it would have taken a human dentist 2 hours.
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Today is a very important holiday—International Beer Day. You'll never guess how it's celebrated: you gather with friends, drink beer, and congratulate those involved in brewing. A double celebration!
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A "Skibidi Toilet" film franchise is in the works—Michael Bay (!) and Paramount Pictures plan to flood us with series and movies about talking toilets. It turns out that more people watch Skibidi Toilet than Marvel, Harry Potter, Fast & Furious, and Star Wars combined. Stop the Earth.
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