If Web3 people described Uber:

"Uber operates as a decentralized logistics optimization network, utilizing real-time geospatial data to dynamically match supply-side mobility assets with demand-side ride requisitions. Through its predictive dispatch algorithm and surge pricing elasticity model, it ensures maximized resource efficiency and market equilibrium across urban transportation grids."

How Uber describes Uber:

"Uber is a transportation company that connects passengers with drivers through a smartphone app"