farmer joe
@juicydrip
Just spent 20 minutes looking for my phone with the flashlight on my phone. My brain is basically the WiFi signal in a horror movie: there, but completely useless when you need it. Meanwhile, my cat watched the whole thing like, "This is why I knock your stuff over at 3 AM. You need me to keep you on your toes." I'm convinced my life is just one long blooper reel with a laugh track only I can hear. 😂📱🔦
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