Nacho cheese always insists it’s not yours.

Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

Because I could not stop for Death, He kindly stopped for me

Whispers of Dawn
Morning dew glistens,
A new day’s soft promise wakes,
Hope blooms in sunlight.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

Jusui

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