Jordan

@jordansaping

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Really hoping the Visa news means Coinbase Debit is about to move onchain. Would be first end-to-end crypto finance stack available in the US (minus bill pay) Of the OG Coinbase stack: Direct deposit ➡️ onchain USDC yield ➡️ onchain Debit card spend w USDC 🔜 onchain?🙏 https://x.com/Stablecoin/status/1917650302339088870

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Stopped caring about NBA after the super corny Covid bubble, but the rigged Luka trade piqued my interest & I’ve been loosly following since. Now the rigged lottery has reminded me of how whack this WWE-ass circus is, so now I can get back to only following real sports like Premier League, Chess and Pickleball 🤠

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Let’s unlock a new era of humanity’s skill tree. Let’s create decentralized, censorship-resistant, trustless rails for speech and property rights, because this is totally aligned w our core values of violence and coercion! 🤡🥴 I can’t wait for the cryptoleft network state (to observe it from afar). AI-governed DePIN gulags identify inefficient nodes/workers, freeing up secret police manpower for more torturing and arresting. Kaito yap propaganda regurgitation leaderboard offers a boost on your universal basic breadcrumbs, and offers a means to avoid arrest rather than 45min clapping for Stalin!

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https://frame.weponder.io/api/polls/31387

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It’s quite silly that we have tons of 55+ communities but not young professionals communities or new family communities. In a world where young people are increasingly disconnected, coordinating a healthy IRL atmosphere for young singles or more efficient childcare for new families seems greater EV than coordinating crochet matches for boomers. Perhaps these communities don’t exist bc the aforementioned boomers and our gov have priced out young people from buying homes unless you’re levered to the tits w a FHA loan

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no disrespect but zora UX is actual dogshit wtf > be me - see a zora token checker - recall that i have minted a shit ton of these on the toilet during coinbase onchain summer program - check my wallet - no allo - "skem if true" - go to zora, makes me connect an email just to see what i have in my wallet (absurd) - connect my email, enter 2FA code (good riddance) - can finally check my wallet now, hooray - nothing in my wallet - realize it was the wrong wallet - switch to other wallet - try to see zora nfts but need to link email 🤬 - email already linked with an account 🫠 ?????????????? maybe back to the drawing board with this whole bringing users onchain thing?

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I use the same reveal phrase for everything i say on anoncast. I have my own little anon identity tucked away in the zero knowledge abyss, pretty cool. Also the secret phrase kinda serves as a roadside sobriety test before posting 🤯🧠

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imagine if the founding fathers were alive today to see the gross bastardization of states rights. 50% of your income is extorted no matter what corner of the country you live in but at least you can calibrate your local community with sports betting and Binance support! whew! happy belated captivity day everyone

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I've been playing around with zkEmail registry a lot.. It's very very cool. But regex is very very soy. perhaps the least intuitive language in the history of mankind S-tier time waster 0/10 would not recommend

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Anoncast is my drunken soapbox

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What exactly is the point of PYUSD if I still can’t pay with it after 1.5 years? Not asking for much, we can send USDC to Coinbase and spend via debit with no extra steps/swaps. But Coinbase doesn’t have bill pay

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White Lotus S3 was mid af, timeline must be dopamine deprived from trade war 🤷

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Best rebuttal to a SouthPark episode I’ve ever seen

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Might have a farcaster-themed april fools bear market shitpost cringy hits blunt once nerdsnipe-post coming soonTM

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we like the purple app

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I was 125 km away from today's mystery location 📍. Can you beat me? first time on desktop, first decent ish score idk how people are so good at this

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Isnt it crazy how michael vick got 2 years in prison for dogfighting but you can order octopus at a restaurant in a suit with a napkin tucked in your shirt

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Wen zkTLS proof of Mensa pissing contest

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@bracky put it all on UCONN

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This is such a unique, classy and engaging way to release an NFT collection. Loving how the modular theme from swatches continues to evolve as well. Here’s my favorite chart so far, shaping up nicely for pennant pattern into rugpull 📉

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