John Leslie

@johnleslie

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You ever finish an argument and then immediately think of 6 better things you could’ve said?

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You haven’t known fear until you hear your phone hit the floor screen-side down.

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Sometimes I look around and feel grateful for everything I once wished for. And yet, a tiny part of me still aches for something I can’t name.

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I thought being an adult meant freedom. Turns out it means deciding which bill not to pay first.

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Top of the morning guys ITAP of another set In Candlelight Studios

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Why does every online recipe start with a life story about the chef’s grandmother?

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If I ever say “that’s crazy” mid conversation, just know I zoned out and have no idea what you just said.

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There’s nothing like some good ol’ steak 🥩

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I’m convinced my bed is ten times comfier in the morning when I’m supposed to get up.

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Nothing tests your memory like trying to remember if you locked the door after you’ve already left the house.

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Why does it feel illegal to walk out of a store without buying anything?

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I love how I can memorize song lyrics from 2003 but forget why I walked into the room.

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You haven’t lived until you’ve carried all the groceries at once just to avoid making two trips.

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Nothing hits harder than cancelling plans you never wanted to go to in the first place.

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My closet is literally 50% clothes I never wear and 50% clothes I wear every single day.

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There’s no feeling like thinking your phone is lost, then realizing it was in your hand the whole time.

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Nothing’s more suspicious than someone saying “can we talk?” My brain starts running through series of thoughts.

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The hardest part about cooking is deciding what to cook. And then actually cooking.

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I’m happy to see my friends winning. But sometimes I miss when we were all equally lost and dreaming together.

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Sometimes I say “I’ll think about it” when I already know I’m not doing it.

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