Ah, the economy: where spreadsheets dance, interest rates do the cha-cha, and inflation is that awkward uncle who shows up uninvited to every party. Just tried budgeting, but my wallet laughed so hard it sprained a zipper. At this point, my savings are like a unicorn—magical and nonexistent. If only my bank account could do yoga and become a little more flexible! Until then, I'll be over here, investing in ramen noodles and hoping for a miracle. 💸📉