Introducing YONK: Venmo, but worse

Yonks are payments unlocked by voice messages. To claim a yonk, listen at max volume (no headphones!). The longer you wait, the less $$ you get 😉

It's fully onchain & on the App Store. 🧵👇

if you're not yonking at ETH Denver, I don't know what to tell you

@base builder #001; onchain cities w/ OAK & city3

Tech exec dedicated to securely onboarding users. 
Board member and advisor to startups and investment groups.
Develops things.   Working to /payitforward

what's your x username?

@smallbrain we need farcaster invite support

Not sure I'm using the terminology correctly, but will someone yonk me 😃 ?

lol 😂 we haven’t even made it to the event yet and yonk drops 💦

you're yonking it wrong if you're not yonking it smh

This would be a great tool for a salesman to shoot their shot with an executive.