politics

It’s a shame to have to dial this policy back after only 24 hours.

Baby mama auditions are getting out of hand

Parenting

“What do you mean I have to do chores on Spring Break!?” 

- Insolent 14yo Zoomie

Imagine how much more money you’d have for rent and taxes if you weren’t having to waste it on Social Security

Inevitable issue when the groupchat gets too big >> Trump admin officials accidentally invite Atlantic Mag journalist to Yemen war planning Signal chat and share plans https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-me-its-war-plans/682151/?gift=J_CNpt7Ar1nKEXqJWVh1ulEUSzqbExa4Kxm41rX0EQA&utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share

Crickets from the “Biden was senile and staff was running the county” folks is just a firm reminder that there are no good faith arguments coming from the Right.

This stuff has leveled up my smoothie game a ton!

dad-jokes

My boss asked me why I get sick on only work days.

I have a weekend immune system.

Memes

Gardening

Current greenhouse dilemma:  How to best take advantage of the thermal mass in the retaining wall?  If i enclose that whole wall in plastic I’ll retain heat better overall but cut myself off from the thermal benefit in the wall itself.  @coolbeans1r.eth

Solarpunk ☀️
/replacereality 
 /flows
/permacoolture

The real reason Musk is attacking Social Security is because of the $10,000 a year employer contribution for each employee.

Not satisfied with paying $0 federal income tax he wants to lower his contributions to society even further. 

This is also why big business is so quiet on the subject.

A new virus is making people forget 80s bands and it's a big problem because...

No one knows The Cure.

Want a financial health signal even better than the Stripper Index?  Ask how old the weed is at the dispensary.

Nature

I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist.

I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.

🥑🍋 Farmer / LAMP stack dev / Husband / 🌈 Dad / Web1 dude loving a web3 world / Collector of things digital & physical / 
CdeP ‘94 

Jawa

@jawa