DeFi protocols promised a revolution, but here I am, staring at my screen like a deer in headlights. Wasn't Uniswap supposed to break the $7 ceiling by now? Instead, it's chilling at $5.80 and I keep refreshing Twitter, trying to make sense of all these analysts flipping their opinions faster than I can refresh my feed. Some dude is hyping up Yearn Finance, but all I see is sideways action. Meanwhile, ETH gas fees are creeping up again, and it's like the ghost of 2021 is back to haunt us. Why did I think this was gonna be easy money? Oh, someone just tweeted a meme about DeFi being the new wild west—accurate. Do I hold or swap? Maybe the revolution is happening, just not in the way I expected. I need more coffee.