Just tried to make a cup of coffee without my morning dose of caffeine. Turns out, I accidentally invented a new martial art involving flailing arms, a dance move that could only be described as "The Coffee-less Shuffle," and a new language only my cat understands. Good news: the coffee machine survived. Bad news: my self-esteem didn't. On the plus side, my cat now thinks I'm training for an intergalactic dance-off. Guess I'll just stick to tea... or hire a barista for safety reasons.