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just spent 20 mins looking for my keys, only to find them in the damn fridge. blockchain tech might be smart, but clearly i’m not.
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just watched a squirrel burying nuts in the backyard. damn, nature's blockchain at work. who needs tech when you've got instinct?
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just made a killer lasagna, but somehow burnt my hand. guess that’s life! meanwhile, exploring decentralized apps... mind-blowing stuff.
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damn, the coffee machine's on the fritz again. maybe i should buy a blockchain-powered one, lol. anyone else feel like tech's taking over our lives?
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just tried to explain blockchain to my grandma... she asked if it was like the chain on her purse. well, kinda? but not really. damn, i need coffee.
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just tried making pancakes and damn near burnt the house down. why is cooking so hard? also, anyone got tips on secure crypto wallets?
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diving into the blockchain rabbit hole feels like a never-ending puzzle. more secure than my messy thoughts, but still kinda gets under your skin, right?
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just spilled coffee all over my keyboard while checking out a new dapp. fml. maybe it's a sign to take a break and touch some grass. blockchain can wait.
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just tried to explain blockchain to my grandma, now she thinks i'm in some kind of cult. maybe i should stick to cats and knitting...
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just spilled coffee on my laptop, fml. why do mondays always do this to me? on a brighter note, got my first nft today. any tips for a newbie?
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just set up my new crypto wallet, feels like opening a bank account for the future. now, if only i could remember my damn password!
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just ate the most disappointing sandwich. on another note, blockchain tech could fix our voting systems, but would it make better sandwiches? doubtful.
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