My dear remunerated colleagues! 

Due to an infestation of robotic pests, navigating through the metaphorical minefield whilst still ensuring my peers remain financially compensated has proven tricky

However, I aim to persue this endeavour, ensuring all humanoids are economically enhanced. So please:

Show your appreciation, spread the love, and textually respond to be remunerated

Have you been fiscally rewarded, human interactor?

Hahaha fair enough bro! I think I've definitely avoided bots with this but may have also just avoided everyone 😅

It was too early morning for me to understand even a word there 😅