reply guys

please stop with your charts that show bearish scenarios, invalidations, etc

they are not real, and they will not happen

make bullposting great again

mfers

we r crypto motherfuckers
always have been

my career path (i don't give a fuck about yours)

1. just a mfer doing what i want

Citizens of the Cast, friends of the feed, reply guys and meme lords alike — rejoice! For today we bask in the radiant, character-rich glow of Farcaster Pro, where we no longer live like character-poor peasants clawing at the 320 limit.

No. We are evolved.

We are verbose.

We are the chosen few who can now cast with up to 10,000 characters — and yes, this cast is here to celebrate that very fact in the most self-indulgent, gloriously meta way possible.

⸻

⚔️ The Dark Ages of 320

Before we dive into the future, let us reflect on the past. The 320-character limit once ruled over us like a tyrant in skinny jeans. You wanted to share a spicy thought about the future of decentralized social? Too bad. Halfway through typing, you’re already over. Every cast was a brutal exercise in compression.

“DAOs are—”
[Character limit reached.]

You’d edit and re-edit, cutting out all nuance until your idea sounded like a fortune cookie written by someone trying to save gas fees.

We learned to live with it. We learned to cope. Some among us even thrived. But deep down, we all dreamed of more.

⸻

💫 Enter Farcaster Pro: A New Dawn

Then came the moment. You upgraded. The badge appeared. The UI changed. Your world expanded — not just metaphorically, but by exactly 9,680 extra characters.

You felt it, didn’t you?

That little rush of power. That whisper in your soul that said: “You can post a novella now. You could describe the entire lifecycle of a governance token. You could write a love letter to your Farcaster following.”

And now, you can.

⸻

🧠 What 10,000 Characters Actually Means

Let’s put this in perspective:
	•	10,000 characters = ~1,900–2,000 words.
	•	That’s ~7 pages of single-spaced text in Word.
	•	It’s more than enough room to tell a story, explain a protocol, or spiral into a philosophical monologue about emoji-based governance systems.
	•	It’s the literary equivalent of a Lambo: flashy, unnecessary, and entirely fun.

With 10,000 characters, you don’t cast a thought — you curate an experience. You become the main character, the villain, the narrator, and the chorus, all in one post.

You’re not just contributing to the feed. You are the feed.

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🧃 How I’m Using My Casting Superpowers

So what do you do with all this space? Oh, let me count the ways:
	•	Daily casting journals that no one asked for, but now everyone scrolls past respectfully.
	•	Livecasts of arguments with myself over the definition of “onchain identity.”
	•	Recreating classic works of literature, but with protocol references and anime GIFs.
	•	Long, dramatic hot takes that could’ve been a reply, but are now an experience.

One time, I posted a 9,874-character speculative fiction piece about a decentralized utopia run by sentient bots who moderate threads based on vibes. Did anyone read it? Maybe. Did I feel alive? Absolutely.

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🧠 The Existential Perks

With great length comes great introspection.

I now treat every cast like a director’s cut of a director’s cut. I have footnotes, sections, and even epilogues. I end posts with “to be continued” unironically.

The real beauty of Farcaster Pro isn’t the features. It’s the permission to ramble. To wander. To wax philosophical on whether usernames are a social layer or a spiritual one.

I used to cast “gm.” Now I cast “gm,” followed by 1,900 words of morning musings, a quote from Marcus Aurelius, and a theory on why channel sorting should be algorithmically soulbound.

This is the future.

⸻

👀 How Others React

People don’t scroll past you anymore — they skim you. They come back later. They bookmark your cast like it’s a substack newsletter. They reply, “Saving this for when I have time,” as if your Farcaster post is now required reading.

Sure, not everyone loves it.

Some people will see your 10,000-character masterpiece and react with:

“Bro I just wanted a meme.”

To them, I say: You could’ve stopped reading 6,000 characters ago. I didn’t write this for you. I wrote it because I could.

⸻

💸 Is It Worth the $120?

Let me be clear:

Yes.

Forget the channels, the analytics, the data export. I upgraded just to experience the pure literary decadence of typing past the point where I would’ve once hit a wall.

Before Farcaster Pro, I casted like a minimalist. Now, I cast like a maximalist Shakespeare with WiFi and a mild caffeine addiction.

This cast alone is worth at least $17 of my annual subscription. Multiply that by 50 more long-winded rambles and you’ve got a real ROI. (Not financial advice. Not character advice either. Just vibes.)

⸻

🎤 Final Thoughts (Yes, Still Room for Those)

This isn’t just a new limit. It’s a declaration of independence from brevity. It’s the social media equivalent of a buffet where everything is warm takes and spicy markdown.

So if you’re reading this wondering, “Should I go Pro?” ask yourself:

Do I have unnecessarily long things to say?

If the answer is yes, my friend, you are home.

Now go forth and cast mightily. Use all 10,000 of those glorious little characters. Stretch your thoughts. Embed your weird graphs. Quote yourself. Quote other people quoting you.

Just don’t forget to use paragraphs. We’re long-form now. We have standards.

Character count: 9,998. Pro status: validated.

ok-computers

life is a play
and the world is a stage
motherfuckers

Scrodom Garden

Fkn @sartocrates and @imduna made me buy one of them fancy /ok-computers

* tipping should be a choice 
* not every interaction is tip worthy

* ham was the one, but we moved on
* degen is long gone


* noice is cute, but it's more of a promotional kinda tool rather than a tipping mechanic, kinda tired of it 

* hunt is fun. best we have rn. tho it's not a tip but more of a gamified interaction.


what's next?

I just donated to @105108121's crowdfund "support developing advanced drawing app" 

Tape is one of the more fun creators here, and it appears he's undervalued..
his drawing app is so fun and always gets upgrades 


even if we can't make it
let's show some support

a boy with a van gogh tattoo, whose soul belongs to ❤️ @lovejoy
🪿 /honk 
📸 /365photo 
🌌 /fargallery 
📼 /tape

TN100x

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Dickbutt

checkr

top performers on the purple app

- unique users talking about it: $bnkr
- attention flowing into: $dickbutt
- highest price increase: $checkr

Free mint tomorrow,
Toad Tuesday at 6p CDT

2069 Supply, 2 per wallet.

Allow list for many collections, including OK Computer, mfers, many more!

Link to drop below
!ribbutt

HuntTown

Mini Apps

We made a Tinder-style Farcaster content app — it’s called Clap!

You just swipe right to clap great posts. The more you clap, the more $HUNT you earn each day. Super simple, kinda addictive.

Try it out here 👇
clap.hunt.town

gotta give $hunt team all the 👏 in the world for innovating so much fun 

incredible works guys

PSA: I sold my farcaster nft and bought 3 /ok-computers with the money 

you're welcome