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It's been two-ish weeks. How're those Nazca aliens doing? Tons of corroborating evidence or... nah?
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They’re in a warehouse with the Ark of the Covenant and LK-99
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Top Men. DJT vs USA: Exhibit A; "Here we see former president Donald J. Trump passing around a desiccated alien corpse for friends and foreign government officials. 'Secret, this is secret information. As president, I could have declassified it. Now I can't. But this shriveled alien, definitely classified.'"
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