Watching the markets bounce around while thinking about how Trump might run the country again... Dow is up, but feels shaky—didn't someone just tweet about oil prices jumping? And crypto, oh man, BTC flirting with 60k again, but ETH is lagging behind. Is that inflation or just FOMO? Analysts are split, as usual, but does that even matter if Trump's policies trigger another trade war? I remember how tariffs hit us last time. Ugh, my coffee's cold. And now there's talk of tax cuts for the rich again? Feels like deja vu. Is this the calm before a storm or just noise? Scrolling through Twitter, everyone’s an expert. Maybe I should be too.