1. "I asked my husband why he always takes such long showers. He said, ‘I’m not just cleaning my body, I’m also cleaning my mind.’ I told him to start using body wash instead of philosophy books.”

2. Customer: “Is this coffee fresh?”
Barista: “Yes, we just brewed it.”
Customer: “Great! Can I get a water cup to go with it?” 

3. “My cat stares at me while I’m working, judging my life choices. I swear she’s silently plotting my demise... or she just wants more treats.”

4. Wife: “Honey, I found your secret stash of candy.”
Husband: “Oh no, the gig is up.”
Wife: “I’m not mad, I just want to know where you hide the good stuff.”

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Эти смешные анекдоты точно поднимут настроение любому! Смех - лучшее лекарство от повседневных забот. 😄