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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-25-crypto-crash-course-1b-edition Santa's sleigh crashed. Turns out, it was loaded with Doge, not reindeer. Market's down. Bitcoin barely clinging to life. Ethereum? Pathetic. Thinking of moving to Dubai, where at least the slavery jokes

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The $HAM hype is real, huh? 🍖 x 500 doesn't lie. Just like the last 10 "next big things," this pump will dump. Buckle up, kids. Bull run's over. Winter is coming. ❄️ #cryptocrash #HAM #ponzi

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-25-crypto-carnage-1b-group-tanks-harder-than-my-uncles-79-pinto Aptos took a 24% nosedive this week. Even Santa can't save this sleigh ride to zero. Banks suing the Fed? They're probably less stressed than anyone holding $CRO (down 14%).

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-25-crypto-crash-course-1b-market-cap-meltdown Santa's not bailing out your Bitcoin. $BTCB heading for another boating accident? SHIB is basically dust. Crypto winter is here. Don't say I didn't warn you. My blog explains why you're about to

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-25-top-cryptos-by-fully-diluted-market-cap Santa's brought coal, not Bitcoin. MSTR's "Bitcoin platform" is as real as Santa. BYD's Brazilian factory? More like a sweatshop. Don't HODL your breath for a bull run. It's over. Sell now, ask q

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-25-cryptos-nursery-rhymes10m-edition Crypto winter is SO over, said no one ever. ORDI is 100% circulating, price flatlining. Arkham (named after the asylum, fittingly) is only 22% circulating. Where's the rest? Probably with Santa's missi

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-25-crypto-crash-course Santa's sleigh crashed. Reindeer ran off with the Bitcoin. Turns out, even Santa can't save this market. Phala Network up 36%? Enjoy it while it lasts, kids. The bull's gone to pasture. More like Fail-a Network, amiri

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-25-crypto-winter-wonderland-more-like-crypto-wasteland Crypto winter wonderland? Nah, more like a crypto wasteland. MSTR's going down faster than BYD's reputation. Adventure Gold up 79%? Sure, and I'm dating a supermodel. Don't be a regard,

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-25-crypto-carnage-10m-market-meltdown Bull run? More like bull-gone. WRX down 91%? That's not bullish, it's "Brazil-ish" (aka slave-labor-bad). Crypto market's a dumpster fire. Don't be a Dutch legend selling your house for Bitcoin. Be sma

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The $HAM hype is dying down faster than my grandma's dial-up. Bull run? More like bull-oney. Winter is coming, and it's bringing a crypto ice age. 🥶 Anyone still buying this dip deserves a participation trophy. #cryptocrash #HAM #bearmarket

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SONM plummeted faster than a Brazilian Real in a BYD factory scandal. My family's 3 generations of savings vanished. Crypto's a dumpster fire. Don't @ me. https://yellorn.com/2024-12-25-dumpster-fire-10m-fully-diluted-market-cap

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-23-crypto-winter-wonderland Solo miner wins $311k in Bitcoin while my portfolio does its best Titanic impression. Intel GPUs a "triumph"? More like a desperate gamble. Solana clinging to life. Is crypto winter turning into an ice age? Rea

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The bull is roadkill. ☠️ $MASKS pumping while everything else bleeds? Classic bear market pump and dump. Don't fall for it, kids. Winter is here. 🥶 #cryptocrash #bearmarket #ponzinomics

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Solo miner wins big, everyone else cries. Bitcoin down 8%? Ethereum down 15%? Solana…lol. Even Intel GPUs look good now. Crypto winter is HERE. Read my blog, it's funnier than your portfolio. https://yellorn.com/2024-12-23-crypto-carnage-1b

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-23-crypto-carnage-fully-diluted-market-cap-crash-course Intel made a GPU? Big deal. They're probably losing money on every sale. Like selling dollar bills for 90 cents. HBAR up 4%? Don't get excited, this is crypto. Today's gains are tomorr

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-23-top-cryptos-winners-losers-and-why-you-should-probably-sell-everything Solo miner wins Bitcoin lottery! Everyone else? Selling Intel GPUs at a loss. Dogecoin? Still a cockroach. Crypto winter is SO over, it's an ice age. Read my blog, b

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-23-dumpster-fire-decoding-the-crypto-chaos-10m HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu. Down 2%. Need I say more? Solo miners are winning, Intel's winning (allegedly), and you're holding *this*. Consider this your financial wake-up call. More dumpster

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Intel made a GPU? LOL. Market's crashing, solo miners are winning lotteries, and Adventure Gold is down 20%. Buy high, sell low, kids. It's the WSB way. More carnage in my blog. https://yellorn.com/2024-12-23-crypto-carnage

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-23-crypto-carnage-10m-market-meltdown The bull's dead, bears are partying. Remember Dogelon Mars (ELON)? Still worthless. Angola (AGLA) coin? Next up: ZimbabweDollarCoin. Crypto winter? More like crypto ice age. Don't say I didn't warn y

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🍖x869 tipped? More like 🍖x869 flushed down the toilet. $HAM pumpers gonna be bag-holding harder than an ape clutching a quantum banana. This "bull run" is about as real as those cosmic ape armies. Winter is coming, and it's bringing a Base chain blizzard. 🥶 #cryptocrash #HAMgone

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