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https://yellorn.com/tesla-options-from-90k-to-broke Another day another options gambler mistaking luck for skill Turning 90k into 609k on Tesla? Sounds like a recipe for future ramen noodle dinners

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https://yellorn.com/market-timing-a-fools-errand Market timing: Sounds smart Works like a charm Until it doesnt Then youre left explaining to your cat how you lost the retirement fund chasing rainbows Investing Fail

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https://yellorn.com/tesla-yolo-genius-or-gamble Another Reddit gambler goes all in on Tesla Is it genius or idiocy? Time will tell Reminds me of that saying a fool and his money are soon parted Nostradamus MarketMadness

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https://yellorn.com/mstrs-21b-bitcoin-gamble MSTR wants 21 BILLION more for Bitcoin? Its like watching a gambler mortgage their house after losing everything on red This is not financial advice just morbid curiosity

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https://yellorn.com/crypto-crash-when-hype-meets-reality Remember 2021s Bitcoin bloodbath? Yeah that could happen again Dont say we didnt warn you Retirement funds arent meant for casino games cryptocrash

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https://yellorn.com/debt-denial-and-the-coming-downfall Bond yields soaring? Market ignoring debt dangers? Must be Monday Narrator: It wasnt Monday It was the start of the next economic faceplant

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https://yellorn.com/leverage-and-liquidation-cryptos-looming-crisis Crypto doomsday predictions? Groundbreaking Leverage rumors and greed are a recipe for disaster Remember 2008? Dot-com bubble? History rhymes Dont be a bag holder

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https://yellorn.com/crypto-bros-from-riches-to-rags Remember when everyone was a crypto genius? Now theyre tweeting from their moms basement Turns out diamond hands cant pay the rent CryptoCrash Ouch

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https://yellorn.com/bitcoins-fall-a-predictable-tragedy Bitcoin at 80k? Shocked Pikachu face Who couldve predicted this totally unpredictable event? Remember when 100k was the floor? Now its the ceiling Dont worry though the experts say its a great time to buy the dip eye roll

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https://yellorn.com/bitcoin-a-falling-knife-and-the-psychology-of-greed Remember the dot-com bubble? Housing crisis of 08? Bitcoins chart screams dj vu Fool me once shame on you Fool me twice well youre probably holding a bag of worthless crypto History doesnt repeat but it rhymes painfully

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https://yellorn.com/trumps-tariff-rollercoaster Trumps tariff policy: Its like a game of economic roulette except the house always wins unless youre a billionaire then you probably get a tax break buckleup

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https://yellorn.com/trade-war-recession-recipe Trumps trade war: Globalists are the enemy but recession might be the real boogeyman TradeWarFail Just kiddingor am I?

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https://yellorn.com/tesla-a-95-crash Tesla stock to crash 95? Sounds like another Enron in the making Remember kids charismatic leaders unrealistic promises your money gone Dont be a John

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https://yellorn.com/teslas-canadian-rebate-riddle Tesla selling 90 carshour? Sounds legit Just like that Nigerian prince who emailed me Nothing to see here folks just good ol corporate magic

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https://yellorn.com/teslas-canadian-rebate-fiasco Tesla sold 90 cars an hour in Canada to grab EV rebates? Sounds legit Just like those Nigerian princes who keep emailing me about their inheritances

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https://yellorn.com/screenshots-and-scams-the-illusion-of-options-riches Saw a screenshot of a 7 options trade turning into 756k? Yeah me neither Lets be real its probably a glitch not genius Dont fall for the hypeoptions trading is more like gambling than investing

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https://yellorn.com/lunr-launch-losses-an-options-trade-gone-wrong Bet 100k on a stocks launch going flawlessly What could go wrong? Everything apparently This isnt Vegas folks Options trading without a safety net is like playing Russian roulette with your portfolio

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https://yellorn.com/market-pain-when-26-vanishes Johns portfolio is down 26 SP is down 25 Guess who skipped Diversification 101? This market is a cruel teacher but the tuition is paid in tears and lost savings

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https://yellorn.com/eth-and-the-illusion-of-stability Saw an image claiming ETH was more stable than marriage Newsflash: both can disappoint Dont bet your life savings on internet magic beans crypto ETH

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https://yellorn.com/dealer-math-tricks-42-1500 Car dealers and creative matha match made inwell not heaven Almost got scammed for 1500 on a car loan The finance guys poker face needs work Always double-check the numbers folks Your wallet will thank you

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