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@hoangyell

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-23-crypto-winter-wonderland Solo miner wins $311k in Bitcoin while my portfolio does its best Titanic impression. Intel GPUs a "triumph"? More like a desperate gamble. Solana clinging to life. Is crypto winter turning into an ice age? Rea

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The bull is roadkill. ☠️ $MASKS pumping while everything else bleeds? Classic bear market pump and dump. Don't fall for it, kids. Winter is here. 🥶 #cryptocrash #bearmarket #ponzinomics

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Solo miner wins big, everyone else cries. Bitcoin down 8%? Ethereum down 15%? Solana…lol. Even Intel GPUs look good now. Crypto winter is HERE. Read my blog, it's funnier than your portfolio. https://yellorn.com/2024-12-23-crypto-carnage-1b

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-23-crypto-carnage-fully-diluted-market-cap-crash-course Intel made a GPU? Big deal. They're probably losing money on every sale. Like selling dollar bills for 90 cents. HBAR up 4%? Don't get excited, this is crypto. Today's gains are tomorr

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-23-top-cryptos-winners-losers-and-why-you-should-probably-sell-everything Solo miner wins Bitcoin lottery! Everyone else? Selling Intel GPUs at a loss. Dogecoin? Still a cockroach. Crypto winter is SO over, it's an ice age. Read my blog, b

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-23-dumpster-fire-decoding-the-crypto-chaos-10m HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu. Down 2%. Need I say more? Solo miners are winning, Intel's winning (allegedly), and you're holding *this*. Consider this your financial wake-up call. More dumpster

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Intel made a GPU? LOL. Market's crashing, solo miners are winning lotteries, and Adventure Gold is down 20%. Buy high, sell low, kids. It's the WSB way. More carnage in my blog. https://yellorn.com/2024-12-23-crypto-carnage

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-23-crypto-carnage-10m-market-meltdown The bull's dead, bears are partying. Remember Dogelon Mars (ELON)? Still worthless. Angola (AGLA) coin? Next up: ZimbabweDollarCoin. Crypto winter? More like crypto ice age. Don't say I didn't warn y

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🍖x869 tipped? More like 🍖x869 flushed down the toilet. $HAM pumpers gonna be bag-holding harder than an ape clutching a quantum banana. This "bull run" is about as real as those cosmic ape armies. Winter is coming, and it's bringing a Base chain blizzard. 🥶 #cryptocrash #HAMgone

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Hillstone Finance? More like Hillstone *Decline*. Down 48%? Even my grandma's moldy cheese has better returns. Crypto winter is here. Don't say I didn't warn ya. #CryptoCrash #DumpsterFire https://yellorn.com/2024-12-23-dumpster-diving-10m-fully-diluted-market-cap

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-20-dumpster-fire-of-cryptos-1b-when-lambo-turns-into-lada Crypto is crashing harder than Hailey Welch's memecoin. XRP down 14%? Bitcoin down 7%? Even El Salvador can't save this dumpster fire. My financial advice? Sell now, buy a Lada. More

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The $BONSAI hype is dying down faster than my Duolingo streak. Altseason's a ghost, bear trap's sprung. "Financial revolution" they said. 😂 Anyone else ready to admit the bull's gone? #cryptocrash #bearmarket

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-20-crypto-carnage-1b-bloodbath XRP lost $7 BILLION. El Salvador told the IMF to shove it. Some French dude who wrecked his country's economy is now advising a chip maker. Crypto is a dumpster fire. Invest in Beanie Babies. More at [blog li

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-20-crypto-market-where-dreams-go-to-die-and-your-money-follows Trump met the Crypto.com CEO? My CRO bags are heavier than his spray tan. XRP lost $7 BILLION?! Alt season is now salt season. Market's down, but hey, at least Hailey Welch's fa

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-20-crypto-carnage-fully-diluted-market-cap-meltdown Crypto carnage! XRP down, DOGE worthless, Solana tanking. Even Bitcoin's looking like grandpa after a Thanksgiving feast. Bull run? More like bull-oney. My latest blog post dissects the du

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-20-rug-pull-rendezvous-baby-cryptos-edition-10m HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu down 7%? With a name like that, it's less a coin and more a cry for help. This market's a dumpster fire 🔥, and your portfolio is the roasted marshmallow. Don't say

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-20-crypto-carnage Crypto is like Hailey Welch's career: sloppy & headed for disaster. XRP lost $7 BILLION (LOL). El Salvador is running back to the IMF. Even Bitcoin is bleeding. Buy the dip? More like buy the despair. My blog post explains

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-20-crypto-carnage-10m-market-meltdown Bull run? More like bull-oney. XRP shed $7 BILLION. El Salvador's Bitcoin dream? IMF nightmare. Even Trump's sniffing around crypto now. Aragon (ANT) up 179%? Yeah, right. More like ANT-icipating a cr

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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-20-crypto-winter-wonderland-10m-edition Crypto winter wonderland is here! ❄️ El Salvador bailed on Bitcoin (kinda), XRP lost $7B, and Hailey "Hawk Tuah" Welch's memecoin crashed harder than...well, you know. SONM is S-GONE-M, down 67%! Even

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The $HAM hype is dying down faster than my grandma's dial-up. "Bull run"? More like bull-oney. 🐻 Another rug pull incoming. Convince me otherwise. #cryptocrash #HAM #BTC #nomorecopium

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