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Well I guess this was one way we were all going to learn how to spell tariff
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The Narrative (4/1):
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The Narrative (3/30): Are L2’s accretive or competitive to L1 ETH? As ETH/BTC hits a multi-year low, fingers are being pointed. Who is extracting an ATH away from ETH? NGL this is giving me Cosmos flashbacks.
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Craziest thing I've read in a while.
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On being an honest founder in this space. Sadly being honest is not GTO. Liars are better at raising capital → investors assume everyone is lying and discount accordingly → honest founders don't commit fraud → the truth is still discounted https://x.com/0xCygaar/status/1905041180464681279
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The Narrative (3/28): This might be the most profitable tattoo in history. Galaxy Digital got $LUNA tokens at a 30% discount in 2020 in return for promoting the token while continuously dumping as tokens were unlocked monthly. Galaxy received a $200 million fine today from the NY AG.
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A series of deep cuts: Jealous Guy - Remastered 2010 Song · 1971 https://nook.social/content/be17b245-fc43-4c29-aff5-cb64e16df741
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The Narrative (3/27): SBF is woken up at 3 AM, gets sent to Oklahoma on Con Air, possibly as retribution for his unauthorized Tucker interview while this gem drops as part of Forbes' cover story on Justin Sun. Often imitated, never duplicated.
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The Narrative (3/26): Hyperliquid ($HYPE) found itself under attack yet again from a whale who may have engaged in oracle price manipulation of $JELLY leading to a $12 mil loss. HL responded by delisting JELLY perps and closing positions at an arbitrary advantageous price.
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This week I’m going to meet @vitalik.eth and show him how anyone can get a @starta loan in 15 seconds
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The Narrative (3/25): Movement ($MOVE) used a market maker who dumped $38 million within days of listing. Bad enough that Binance blocked the rumored market maker Web3Port and seized their funds. Movement responded by promising to use the $38 million in a token buyback program.
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I normally treat this space as a diary / ranting station. Seems like that has yielded mixed results at best. Instead I want to be more deliberate and focused and try to speak to and build an audience. What would you like to see more of: 1) The agonies and occasional ecstasies of being a sufficiently honest founder in the space 2) Super concentrated recap of crypto news 3) Cool shit I discovered today
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Seems like there are 2 approaches to tokenization: 1.) First asking, “Why the hell does this need to be on chain? Is this actually going to make anything better? Does the token even mean/do anything?” 2.) Let’s flood the zone with shit, tokenize everything and see what sticks
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I think we know what Elon’s finalist strategy would’ve been if he played
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The world if paid disclosure laws had teeth and were actually a thing. Instead we’re stuck playing minsinformation games with each other while soaking in a bath of paranoia.
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Here’s a thought: let’s stop celebrating celebs coming in to mass extract and fuck off only to come back months later to do it again and again and again. Stop playing negative sum games with people who’ve only ever seen you as a revenue stream and nothing more
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Questions I find myself asking:
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The worst part of social media is that it just extended high school. I had a fun time but I was definitely ready to move on.
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It’s the year of @ted surrection. Congrats on a well-fought campaign!
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The voting guide is live! Campaign statements from 25 finalists and dossiers on all of them! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TtVQ8cHUfAx2U_BEjbNzXXCCpnSKzy3-pu5vUaZMyFE/edit?usp=sharing
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