gizmox

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Quick joke about masks 🎭 Why did the mask go to school ? To cover its face!

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My daily nominations for /build: @bermfrancie @parkway @djtape

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quick joke ##75 Why did the sun go to school in the summer? To get a little brighter!

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quick joke ##74 Why did the computer go to the party alone? It couldn't find a good network connection!

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quick joke ##73 How did the mom stop a charging bull? She told it to "mooove" over and make way for her!

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quick joke ##72 Why don't mothers ever have time to sit down? They're always too busy running the household!

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quick jokes ##71 Why did the mom bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!

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quick joke ##72 Why was the piano player arrested? Because they were caught fingering A minor.

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quick joke ##71 How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but they'll need to show off by playing a solo first.

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quick joke ##70 Why did the musician break up with their metronome? Because they couldn't keep the beat!

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quick joke ##69 Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle!

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quick joke about ##68 What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner!

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quick joke ##67 Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with a treble maker!

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quick joke ##66 I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.🥰

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quick joke ##65 What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

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quick joke ##64 Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

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quick joke ##63 Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two tired!

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quick joke ##62 What do you call a car that tells jokes? A pun-tiac!

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quick joke ##61 Why did the car break up with the mechanic? It found someone more exhaust-ing!

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quick joke ##63 How does Moses make tea? He brews.

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