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Alpha Coffee Index:

1. Long Black - Peak chad. Espresso and water, no mercy.
2. Iced Long Black - Chad vibes, diamond hands.
3. Iced Long Black in a Can - Chad in a can, still flexing.
4. Espresso - Small, strong, pure chad energy.
5. Americano - Chad lite, but holds its own.
6.…

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feels like this could have been written by @jtgi 

https://x.com/aaker__x/status/1899686117248831697?s=46

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Not bad. But I don’t fuck with iced spro. Cold brew or bust.

And Espresso >>> watered down espresso (long black)