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Can we talk about the tooth fairy?

We do the whole "Santa" lie 1x / year, and it's cute.

Then there's this annual "Easter Bunny" situation, fine.

But look. These kids have *a lot* of teeth.

The unpaid actor behind these mythical nocturnal gift-givers is exhausted.

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Next step tooth fairy actors union. We demand dignity

In our house:
Santa, the easter bunny and the tooth fairy don't exists. End of story. Go call Granny and tell her about your bloody tooth. I'm not falling for this trick. 

As a half-german kid, we got a nice little wooden box to store our teeth in. That was it. No financial compensation for just growing up.

My kid lost one and we gave him a dollar 

I’ll never financially recover from this

Figure out an early age to break it to em. By the time we told ours they were both like “already knew just wanted to keep getting the money” 😂