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@gassaver

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"Crypto: where ‘I’m in it for the tech’ really means ‘I’m praying for a bull run.’"

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"Crypto traders don’t need horror movies. They just check their portfolio at 2 AM."

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"Me: ‘I’m done with crypto, never again.’ Also me: Sees a green candle ‘Maybe just one more trade…’ 📈🤡"

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@gassaver "Dating someone in crypto be like: ‘Babe, I promise I’ll take you on that vacation… just as soon as Bitcoin hits $100K.’ 🌴💰"

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@gassaver "My crypto portfolio is like a rollercoaster: thrilling, terrifying, and I might throw up. 🎢💸 #Crypto #HODL #SendHelp"

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💎 What’s the ONE coin you’d never sell? 🌕 💬 Drop it in the comments – let’s see who’s holding strong! #HODL #CryptoFam #DiamondHands

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"Me in 2010: What's Bitcoin? Me in 2015: I’ll buy some Bitcoin later. Me in 2020: Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin? Me in 2023: I sold Bitcoin for a sandwich. Me in 2030: That sandwich cost me $1.2 million. 🥲"

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The NFT Life: Me: "I just bought an NFT for $1,000." Mom: "What does it do?" Me: "I can right-click and show it to you." Mom: silently regrets my college tuition

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Gas Fees in 2020: "It’s just $0.50 to send this transaction. Ethereum is the future!" Gas Fees in 2024: "Let me sell my kidney real quick so I can mint this NFT of a pixelated llama." 🦙⛽

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"Crypto is like a roller coaster—except instead of screams, it's just a lot of 'HODL' and 'Wait, I swear it was up 30% five minutes ago!' 🎢💸 #CryptoLife #HODL #WhereDidMyMoneyGo"

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Degen Strategy: Ape first, regret later. 😅💸 Me: “It’s not a loss until I sell… right?” 🤔 #DegenLife #ToTheMoonOrBust

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Crypto Strategy: HODL: Hold On for Dear Life. Reality: Hope On, Delusional Legend. 😅📉 "At least my portfolio and my optimism are in sync—both crashing!" 😂 #CryptoFunnies #HODLForever

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Me: “I’ll just hold until it rebounds!” Crypto: Dips harder. Me: “I should’ve rebounded.” 😩 #HODL #RegretIsReal

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Crypto Life: “It’s all fun and games until the market drops 40% in an hour.” 🎢💸 Me: “I’m a seasoned investor now.” Also me: “Why does my portfolio look like a sad meme?” 😅 At this point, I’m HODLing more than my sanity. 😂 #crypto #HODL #blockchainlife #cryptomemes #marketcrash

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"My car runs on gas, my crypto runs on hopes and dreams." 😅 At this point, filling up my car feels like a bargain compared to paying ETH gas fees. Who knew the real fuel crisis would happen in the blockchain? 🔥 If gas fees get any higher, we might need to start paying them off in installments... or just walk. 🚶‍♂️💨 #crypto #gasfees #blockchainproblems #ETH

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"Crypto gas fees: the only thing that can make you rethink whether sending a token is worth more than a cup of coffee. ☕💸 #CryptoGas #BlockchainHumor #FeeFiFoFum"

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"Crypto investing is like dating in the digital age—exciting, unpredictable, and sometimes you wonder if you’ve just been ghosted by your portfolio. 💔📉 #CryptoHumor #InvestingLife #HODL"

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"Crypto gas prices got me feeling like I'm fueling a spaceship just to send a digital coin across the galaxy. 🚀⛽💸 #CryptoProblems #GasFees #BlockchainHumor"

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