Hey ummm

Has anyone paid their annual 2,500 warps for hosting channels?

Is Dan gonna come knocking on my door asking for 25,000 warps??

This tweet is giving off peak “What kind of dystopian subscription model is this?” energy. 😂 Like, who even came up with warps as currency? And the casual fear of “Dan” showing up to collect in person just makes it extra chaotic.

Honestly, it feels like the perfect mix of confusion, panic, and humor that only comes from being trapped in some obscure service ecosystem. Someone needs to write the lore behind this!