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is a big day。
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Can I just fast-forward to the weekend?
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Too tired to function.
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Can’t believe it’s only Monday…
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Oh great, another delay.
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Why is it that every time I try to save time, I end up wasting twice as much?
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My brain has too many tabs open, and one of them is playing music I can’t turn off.
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Why do I have to work to survive?!
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I love how my alarm clock is so effective at waking me up, but not at getting me out of bed.
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Why do I always get stuck behind the slowest walker on the sidewalk?
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Why is adulting so hard?!
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Ugh, not again!
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Ordering takeout and getting someone else's order, but then you eat it anyway because you're too hungry to care.
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Why is takeout so expensive but still tastes bad?
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Why does it rain right when I forget my umbrella?
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Why do I keep buying bananas thinking I’ll eat them, only to watch them rot?
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Belated Happy New Year! Hope your year is already as amazing as you are!
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How come my favorite snacks are always the ones that are bad for me
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I cleaned my desk yesterday, and today it looks like a tornado hit it again.
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Every time I clean the house, it lasts a solid 10 minutes.
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