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@keccers.eth
Iā€™m still in the plane. Iā€™ve been in planes all day. On my first flight I had to pee. A flight attendant nearby looks at me and says ā€œsomeone is in there. You have to waitā€ I wait I get in the flying coffin with a sink, click the lock, and sit down and start peeing Or so I thought I clicked the lock. Some random man burst the door open. I screamed SORRY! and when I got out he had fled. I hoped to apologize. The flight attendant looked at me and said ā€œI think he was mortifiedā€ as if he wasnā€™t also partly responsible Okay fine. FINE. I walk back to my seat and to my horror my seatmate is GONE. I am now in terror I have to spend the next 90min next to a man who saw me crouched with my leggings around my ankles He gets back and I immediately ask him if he walked in on me. THANK OUR LORD IN HEAVEN NO. And he validated me by reassuring me he also found the locks confusing I made sure to hit my betrayer that flight attendant with extreme eye contact as we were deplaning. Things are going great!
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šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ Damn I canā€™t imagine how you must have felt And I feel sorry for the man who walked in on youšŸ˜­
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I feel bad he has to live with that. I wasnā€™t indecent exactly just vulnerable. We both got so hoed by that flight attendant
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