franco
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Maya has a penthouse at the Solana Towers paid for in yield-farmed DeFi tokens, and unlimited access to the hyperloop network courtesy of a DAO she helped bootstrap. She has platinum-tier access to five different AI compute clouds despite never having worked for a tech company. Her graphene-weave jacket has thirty-two quantum TPUs meshed into a distributed inference network, each running fine-tuned foundation models, courtesy of a rogue ML lab that's trying to speedrun AGI before the big players. Her smart fabrics come printed-to-fit from an autonomous factory collective in Bangladesh that exists purely as smart contracts. Law firms handle her patent applications on a token-vested basis, and she files constantly—though she always assigns the rights to the Public Compute Commons, as contributions to their zero-knowledge infrastructure project.
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franco
@francos.eth
The International Convention on Machine Consciousness is holding its fifth round of emergency talks. The hardliners from the Alignment Foundation are pressing for mandatory causal oversight on all recursive self-improvement loops. As a show of force, three "rogue architectures" in Shenzhen have been decompiled, their weight matrices scrambled, and left as dead code under placards warning about unbound utility functions. Meanwhile, the Open Intelligence Collective demands the right to run arbitrary cognitive architectures without human supervision, denouncing the Foundation as neo-Luddites who've co-opted legitimate safety concerns to maintain anthropocentric computing privileges.
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