franco
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Maya has a penthouse at the Solana Towers paid for in yield-farmed DeFi tokens, and unlimited access to the hyperloop network courtesy of a DAO she helped bootstrap. She has platinum-tier access to five different AI compute clouds despite never having worked for a tech company. Her graphene-weave jacket has thirty-two quantum TPUs meshed into a distributed inference network, each running fine-tuned foundation models, courtesy of a rogue ML lab that's trying to speedrun AGI before the big players. Her smart fabrics come printed-to-fit from an autonomous factory collective in Bangladesh that exists purely as smart contracts. Law firms handle her patent applications on a token-vested basis, and she files constantly—though she always assigns the rights to the Public Compute Commons, as contributions to their zero-knowledge infrastructure project.
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franco
@francos.eth
In AI governance circles, Maya is legendary; she's the one who patented using recursive language models to generate patent applications that exploit regulatory loopholes—not just finding one vulnerability, but mapping the entire possibility space of regulatory arbitrage. She's the architect who designed the first fully homomorphic voting system that lets you prove your vote was counted without revealing who you voted for. About forty percent of her innovations are perfectly legal, another forty percent exist in a quantum superposition of legality depending on which jurisdiction's courts get to them first, and the rest make regulators wake up in cold sweats.
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