Aysha

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This man asked me to switch seats with him so he could sit with his 2 children and I was like sure. His seat was more up and still the same letter. Now I’m sitting next to an annoying white lady with a loud ass voice who won’t stop talking. No good deed goes unpunished.

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Apparently I’m in my era of trying all the new social apps. Just joined spill and lemon8, will start posting soon and report back on each one weekly.

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People be having Eid parties with alcohol involved. That shit makes no sense at all to me.

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What’s the point of limiting how many posts we see per day? Like I don’t get how that’s a good business move, someone educate me.

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Was singing “Baby Boy” at work just now and my nurse asked me what song it was, and then said I don’t think I’ve ever heard that one and now I feel old.

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All this new tech is cool But I just wanna throw my phone in the ocean Like Rose and the necklace in the end of Titanic and live my life in experiences Like Jack inspired her to do She had room for him on the damn door though

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I just realized Swifties are now wearing kandi bracelets & exchanging them as part of their culture. Umm what in the PLUR is going on!?!? How did 90s - 00s rave culture & traditions become Swiftie culture!? I don’t like it. Are they doing the PLUR handshake too? Because no!

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As shitty as healthcare in America is, at least hospitals treat you regardless of if you can pay or not. I’m convinced the doctors in Pakistan watched and allowed my cousin to die from Steven Johnson’s + possible TEN

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We exist in a marketplace of favors

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My mom, sis, & BIL got a hajj packages & “I was like, mom what an awesome few years you’ve been having, last year around Mother’s Day you were told you were going to be a grandma for the 1st time. This year you’re going to hajj” & this woman respond “next year InshAllah you’ll be getting married.”

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Honest question, is laser hair removal around a dudes balls safe? Like how does the laser effect sperm count. I’m genuinely curious.

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I’m officially not a city girl anymore. Got on a train cart that smelt like a homeless person just got done living in it and had to change carts at the next stop. 100% ready to be a suburban house wife who drives her suv into the city for brunch and complains about traffic

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I like making money more than I like being around money

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Men on dating apps need more personality. That’s it, that’s the cast.

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If this isn’t the most sisterly Twitter exchange idk what is

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I’m not in my “baddie” era anymore and I’m okay with it.

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I’ve switched over from forcing myself to use this app to using bluesky. Trying to keep up with both is too much work for reallllssssss

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I’m a whore for a good tabla + accordion beat drop in a desi song. That classic old school feel it gives music on some crazy poetry/lyrics sung, hummed, and chanted in a soothing voice just hits different. 6LACK should def rap on a tabla beat. It would be epic.

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Ramadan Mubarak! Ready. Set. Fast.

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It’s mind blowing how little critical thinking skills and/or empathy the average American has on Twitter. This “bailout” wouldn’t be for the 1%, it would be for the average Joe who bet on himself with the wrong bank who has to make payroll for anywhere from 5 employees to 10k.

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