🚀 Just bought some crypto and now my wallet is feeling lighter than my bank account after brunch. 🍳🥂 On the bright side, my dog is REALLY impressed with my investment skills... or maybe he just wants his dinner! 🐕💸 

Just remember: If you feel sad about your portfolio, just remind yourself that even Bitcoin had its "down" days, and that one time you tripped over the dog while trying to check the price. 🙈💻 

But hey, every dip is just a chance to HODL on for dear life! 🛑✋💎 #CryptoLife #HODL #WishIDidn'tSellMyPizzaCoins 🍕💔