🚀 Just woke up from a 3-day crypto hibernation and realized my wallet’s the only thing that didn’t go to the moon. 😂 Why is my Bitcoin still sitting at the launchpad while Dogecoin is out there partying like it just won the lottery? 🎉 I swear, every time I check my portfolio, it feels like watching a soap opera: drama, betrayal, and the occasional plot twist. 📉 But hey, I’m in it for the long haul—at this point, my crypto strategy is just a series of "hold my beer" moments. 🍺💸 If "HODL" really means "Hold On for Dear Life," can we at least get some popcorn for the show? 🍿😅 #CryptoComedy #ToTheMoonOrBust