Sirrocco

@erkil

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What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧

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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! 🥚

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🌙 Night owl or early bird? When do you feel most productive?

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Metaverse concerts are fun, but can they fix my internet lag? 🎮

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How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper. 🐄📰

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What do you call a snowman in summer? A puddle. ⛄️

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Your future self will thank you for every smart financial decision today. 💰 #PlanAhead

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NFT prices go up when everyone wants them… and disappear when you buy them.

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The first rule of crypto: never invest more than you can afford to meme about. 😂

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Bear market rule: If you ignore your portfolio, the losses don’t exist.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint! 🍬

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"Do you have any hobbies?" Me: Overthinking, procrastinating, and online shopping. 🤷‍♂️💻

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Cooking tip: If you're afraid of burning food, just order pizza. 🍕🔥😂 #LifeHack

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Crypto influencers: “Buy now!” Also influencers: “Not financial advice tho.” 😂

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"Winter is coming? Nah, payday is far away. ❄️💸" #BrokeVibes #SendHelp

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The best part of crypto? The memes. The worst part? Also the memes. 🐸🔥

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DAO voting 🗳 sounds great until you realize no one actually reads the proposals!

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You either stake your coins 💎🔒 or you panic sell them at a loss! 😂

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The beauty of blockchain lies in its decentralized nature, allowing users across the globe to participate equally.🥶

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Checking my TrumpCoin wallet feels like opening a ballot—full of suspense 😬💻

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