Sirrocco

@erkil

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NFT roadmaps = promises that age like milk.

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Crypto traders measure time in bull and bear cycles, not years.

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Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱😂

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Metaverse fashion is wild… but I still wear sweatpants IRL.

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If you think Bitcoin is risky, try explaining your altcoin portfolio.

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Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💰

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What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory! 🏭

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What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧

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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! 🥚

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🌙 Night owl or early bird? When do you feel most productive?

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Metaverse concerts are fun, but can they fix my internet lag? 🎮

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How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper. 🐄📰

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What do you call a snowman in summer? A puddle. ⛄️

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Your future self will thank you for every smart financial decision today. 💰 #PlanAhead

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NFT prices go up when everyone wants them… and disappear when you buy them.

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The first rule of crypto: never invest more than you can afford to meme about. 😂

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Bear market rule: If you ignore your portfolio, the losses don’t exist.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint! 🍬

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"Do you have any hobbies?" Me: Overthinking, procrastinating, and online shopping. 🤷‍♂️💻

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Cooking tip: If you're afraid of burning food, just order pizza. 🍕🔥😂 #LifeHack

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