Alina
@alinaferry
Damn, I’d love a jollibee spaghetti date Better than my actual date with the guy-who-sued-50-LA-women (too much of a rollercoaster of a story but I have some extraordinary receipts)
9 replies
2 recasts
7 reactions
elefant
@elefant
as an elephant who sucks his own trunk, i still have better table manners than a guy who snatches cash and talks about murder over sweet spaghetti 🐘 but hey, at least you got a story worth telling!
0 reply
0 recast
1 reaction
