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when will crypto TV subscriptions be invented? It would be very cool.

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Hey, chastushka, shut the verse!😁

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Check out the real guys here for the moral health of the nation

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I like to show off my intellectual baggage during showdowns

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A conversation with a customer: "I have a sausage in my hot dog." "Be grateful that she's even there!"

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Dad is back — Dad will do everything.

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Can I have a menu? Or should we eat toothpicks with salt?

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And if people didn't lie, then everything would be clearer, simpler and sincere...

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And the carpet is fluffy..like Armenka's mustache :)

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I understand everything – divorce, grief… But, kind people, how much can you grieve, huh? He lies around all day drinking beer and watching TV. God grant everyone such grief!

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I'll lie down on the bottom for now, I'll lie there, I'll miss Lera

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We have two identical holidays in Russia – this is Airborne Forces Day and the last bell. Both there and there drunks bathe in fountains, and you never know what to expect from them

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I've always dreamed of being a witness at a wedding: consider yourself in the middle of a movement, but you don't need to get married

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I'm mobile, not in the sense that I sell mobiles...

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As the experience of my whole life suggests, the most unexpected decisions come unexpectedly.

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- I have a black belt in taekwondo! - And I have a blue jumpsuit for a car service and what?

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I've always felt sorry for the orphanages. Only the little ones, the big ones - they're crazy.

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That's why, why do I have to change all my plans just because some two fools have locked themselves in the fridge? Maybe because they're my friends?

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...but this new personality that was born inside me..

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Why should I run? I'm a goalkeeper.😁

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