Internet in this 18th-century Parisian building is faster and lower-latency than in my SF loft located next door to Airbnb and Google. 

Your move, @dwr.eth.

image uploads broken on warpcast, but 950 as well

You want to see how fast the Internet is at Spindl, literally at South Park and next to the Blue Bottle? 

It's slower than this. 

Internet is slower and more expensive in the US.

US has the sixth most expensive data, next to such tech luminaries as Oman and Honduras.

Quite funny to read this whilst chilling on Gigabit connection for the monthly price of a Shake Shack double burger.