Tom

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I believe there’s only one way to go through life and that’s with a smile; It’s served me very well Kicked while you’re down? Keep smiling with a gap Way more than 1% of people land a beautiful spouse and life, so that’s what I’d focus on to increase net happiness in the world (worth it!)

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Average crypto user journey

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Washing machine started leaking right as I put it on to run while I went out

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Super fight time Praying Charles doesn’t get starched

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This is way too doomer for me Getting married—if you do it right—is the best thing anybody can do for themselves imo You get to hang out with your best friend until death and create little variants of yourself Having somebody to go through life with is invaluable, I’m terribly excited for suburbia

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The wonders of the stages of life 5’10” outgoing woman with an established career if you can hear us please save me, please save me 5’10” outgoing woman with an established career

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The worst part about not being married for me is having to live in coastal cities — I love a finance (or tech) woman but I don’t love the taxes and lack of landscapes that comes with finding the one Traits I’m selecting for in a wife come with the industries that prop up cities like NYC or London, which lack the green rolling hills my soul needs Very thankful for every Utah / Yorkshire trip I take

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Hairdresser again called it a pleasure to cut my hair and said beard is coming in strong I need to research what about my genetics makes my hair thick because I think that’s what carries it

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Doing my favorite work challenge today “Can I get this copy done before I burn” I sit out in the garden in Los Angeles, without sunscreen, and have 30 mins to finish everything My Northern English skin can’t survive much more than that, so it’ll be a lobster burn if I don’t lock in Hasn’t failed me yet

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Also a big believer in this I hate being around people who can’t discuss everything, it’s like tying a weight to your tongue

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Jeff Bezos wedding invite leaked They could’ve done so much better cmon

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> Anna Wintour announces she’s stepping down as Editor-In-Chief at Vogue. How have i seen 0 casts about this in here?? https://x.com/popcrave/status/1938291366548701321

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Frank Ocean just dropped the first real Channel Orange vinyl nearly 13 years after the album released https://blonded.co/products/channel-orange

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Yesterday I got to chat with @barmstrong and tell him how much "Coinbase is a mission focused company" means to me and what it did for my career If you've never read it, I implore you to read it 3 times and internalize it Dropping this peak corporate memphis, September 2020, was incredible. Changed the landscape of tech as we know it given everybody followed suit in the years after! https://www.coinbase.com/blog/coinbase-is-a-mission-focused-company

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Disgraced representative Anthony Wiener only won one precinct He took 25.69% of the one next to the Museum of Sex

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You ever say something out loud that definitely should’ve been a cast “No meeting week next week, I’m shaking my wagie cagie bars in soycitement” didn’t land

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As someone who has drunk every bottle of Snoop wine I can find I think it’s good for the price Anybody who expects anything past a $13 bottle of wine needs to get real — it’s real function is as a great conversation opener when you bring it out

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10 Years Ago today “Tingus Pingus” was selected by the New York Knicks in the 2015 NBA Draft Kristaps Porzingis won a championship with Boston in 2024 and *just* got traded to Atlanta

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Oh my god nobody in this industry ever learns We make the same useless product over and over

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I think they’re fearmongering a bit but anything that normalizes having kids younger / more kids is good with me

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