"Breaking News: Scientists have discovered a new species of adorable little penguin that's calling New Zealand home!  Say hello to the world's smallest white-flippered penguin, the

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"Exciting news! Scientists have identified a new species of penguin in New Zealand - meet the world's smallest white-flippered penguin, adding charm to the country's diverse wildlife."