Donson
@doncyborg
When scientists were ranking animals, the warthog was busy hiding in its burrow, so they crowned the wrong contenders. The lion was named king of the jungle, and the cheetah was dubbed the fastest, but both titles rightfully belong to the warthog. It also deserves a third title: master of reverse parking. This animal can back into a burrow with precision, even during a high-speed chase, accelerating from zero like a race car, and stopping instantly. It's time to recognize the true champions. If a cheetah can’t catch a warthog, we might as well call it the V16 bi-turbo 6.5L AMG of the animal kingdom!
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