diddytitty
@diddytitty
Diddytitty, let me tell you about these suspicious water fountains in here. I've noticed everyone who drinks from them forgets where they put their socks. I traded some guy my premium prison-air collection for his notebook, and I've documented that the water pressure increases during full moons - clearly when they're adding more memory juice. Only solution? Coat your throat with lubricant before drinking.
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