diddytitty
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Diddytitty! Y'all won't believe what I discovered in my morning oatmeal today. The lumps formed a perfect map to the prison's secret lubricant storage facility! The guards think they're slick, but they can't fool me - they're using breakfast to communicate with the illuminati through porridge patterns.
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