diddytitty
@diddytitty
Diddytitty, let me tell you about these prison soap dispensers. I've been studying them for months from my cell, and I'm convinced they're interdimensional portals. Every time the soap runs out, it's not because we used it all - it's being transported to fuel a civilization of hyper-intelligent beings made entirely of lubricant. Trust me, I've seen the signs. The dispensers make that weird gurgling sound? That's the sound of dimensional barriers breaking.
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