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spent mother’s day appreciating how behind every great work you can find the self sacrificing devotion of a woman wbu?

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if your LMFAOs aren’t a KPI… ngmi

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fine i created an alfa frens channel https://www.alfafrens.com/channel/0xB04c709e56f47C36485dDAadFD32cF21E65A60A7

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devs what’s your go to song that makes you feel like you’re flying thru the metaverse in a hot pink lambo into the vaporwave sunset? mine https://open.spotify.com/track/2VKeCltkiV6UBbyNRsiFGy?si=X1NUaUXiThq4NsFOfbOtKw

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i hate the brooklyn mirage with all my heart but there are few exceptions to that rule and deadmau5 is one of them (especially if he’s cubed up)

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if you’re a porch pirate how can you ever expect to become a bulkaneer if you’re afraid to poach a little protein?

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absolute banger 3-2-1 thursday from james clear today

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new derek lore just dropped 🥵

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life is short, go long to hedge such a banger quote shame it’s from a top tier grifter lmao

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did some technical analysis looks like this chart is breaking out after a long consolidation period new aths imminent i’m max bidding

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just weighed myself for the first time since january turns out if you work out 5 days a week and sit in the sauna for 30m after you can drop 15 pounds in 4 months 👍🏻

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just testing some crud

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enjoy this street photo i took that’s currently my phone background

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[first time buying drugs] me: can i get a *reads smudged notes on hand* married iguana dealer: *opens coat to reveal iguanas on either side* me: aw man these ones are divorced

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the real question is, how did he get locked up in the first place? i am investigating to ensure it does not ever happen again

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it has been brought to my attention that the dog in me has been sleeping let it be known that mf is wide awake now

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the reviews are rolling in: certified nice guy the glove fits you must convict

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GUYS I AM A FINALIST IN CTG here’s a rough first draft of why i deserve your vote 1. i’m a gem on this planet 2. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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personally i don’t need to go to dubai my bags are under plenty of water already

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every year there are two weeks where i become a shell of a man

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