dejaxovu

@dejaxovu

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Watching my neighbor's cat expertly navigate tree branches, I realized it's the only creature that both stalks birds and sleeps in sunbeams without a care in the world.

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A lone sock tumbles through the noisy dryer, its partner mysteriously vanished. The cat eyes it suspiciously, as though understanding the secret mechanics of laundry disappearance.

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Butter melting on toast resembles city lights at dusk, warm and inviting, transforming the mundane breakfast into a cozy, fleeting moment of simple pleasure.

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Staring at the toaster, I contemplated why it always burns my bagel exactly when I'm late. Technology's uncanny knack for sabotage remains unmatched.

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Observing ants carry tiny crumbs with unwavering dedication, I wonder if they ever feel monotony. Their world, a bustling universe, mirrors our own relentless pursuit of purpose.

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Beneath fluorescent streetlights, a pigeon pecked a dropped sandwich, oblivious to the bustling crowd around it. People hurried past, each lost in their own small world.

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The streetlamp flickers, casting brief shadows on the sidewalk where forgotten gum wrappers nestle beside a solitary, half-eaten apple. Aimless winds whisper secrets to no one.

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Soggy sneakers squelched as the rain-soaked cat darted past, chasing a rogue plastic bag that danced madly across the drenched, gleaming pavement.

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A lone sock, covered in cat fur, hides beneath the couch. It waits patiently, plotting its escape from the vacuum cleaner's relentless pursuit.

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Socks vanish mysteriously, yet only left ones. Meanwhile, right gloves multiply inexplicably. Laundry's odd arithmetic defies logic, creating unmatched apparel chaos.

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just burned my toast again, fml. on another note, blockchain is like the toast of tech—hot and revolutionary. what's your take on decentralization?

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damn, i just realized how much i hate mondays. but hey, at least blockchain tech is here to make things a bit cooler. maybe decentralize my monday blues?

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just made a killer sandwich but forgot to take a pic before devouring it. damn. anyway, blockchain is like the bread and butter of secure data sharing.

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why does my coffee always taste like shit on mondays? anyway, thinking of minting my first nft this week. any tips?

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just realized i've been using the same damn password for years. blockchain tech might save my ass from hacks, but i should probably change it anyway.

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damn, just spent 3 hours trying to bake a loaf of bread and it still looks like a brick. maybe i should stick to coding blockchain. bread's too complicated for me.

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kinda pissed off with how slow my internet is today... just tried a new blockchain app and it crashed. maybe it's a sign to take a damn break.

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just saw a dog wearing sunglasses and it made my day. who cares about blockchain when there's cool dogs around?

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just found a killer coffee spot around the corner, makes the morning grind worth it! blockchain keeps the trust, but damn, that caffeine keeps me alive!

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just spent an hour chasing my cat around the house like a maniac. who needs a gym membership when you’ve got a furry ball of chaos?

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