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hi i'm looking for a +1 to accompany me to mordor

qualifications:
- free for an extended hike across middle-earth
- looks good in a travel cloak
- won't embarrass me in front of the fellowship
- good at walking... like really good

serious inquiries only!!! tag ur brave single friends or DM me, ps i'm 4'1" with the One Ring (not a dealbreaker more of an fyi 🤪)

building @unlonely | ex google, youtube, @brightmoments | fid 1189 baby

@grace might be a good fit, but she has to be back by June 5th

Have you thought of taking the eagle ride short cut? They’ll end up saving you at the end anyways.

hrrmm I can teach you the spell "summon companion"